Hey there, folks!
Prepare to be paw-sitively entertained as we dive headfirst into a den of laughter with our uproarious collection of bear jokes.
Whether you’re a bear enthusiast or just looking for a good chuckle, we’ve got you covered.
Get ready to unleash your inner grizzly and bear witness to some seriously funny business!
93 Rib-Tickling Bear Jokes
1. Why couldn’t the bear see the movie? It was sold out.
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
3. Why couldn’t the bear climb the tree? Because it was full of saps!
4. Why couldn’t the bear find his honey? Because it was in his paw the whole time!
5. Why couldn’t the bear find his honey? Because he misplaced it!
6. Why couldn’t the bear find his honey? Because he was looking in the wrong place!
7. Why couldn’t the bear find his honey? Because he forgot where he put it!
8. Why couldn’t the bear find his honey? Because he was looking in the wrong beehive!
9. Why couldn’t the bear find his honey? Because he was looking in the wrong forest!
10. Why couldn’t the bear find his honey? Because he was looking in the wrong cave!
11. Why couldn’t the bear find his honey? Because he forgot where he hid it!
12. What do you call a bear with no ears, no teeth, and no legs? Doesn’t matter, it’s not going anywhere!
13. What do you call a bear with no ears, no teeth, and no legs? Still a bear.
14. What do you call a bear with no ears, no teeth, no legs, and no eyes? Still blind, deaf, and toothless!
15. What do you call a bear with no ears, no teeth, no legs, no eyes, and no nose? Still nothing!
16. What do you call a bear with no ears, no teeth, no legs, no eyes, no nose, and no tail? Still bearless!
17. What do you call a bear with no ears, no teeth, no legs, no eyes, no nose, no tail, and no fur? Still bear-naked!
18. What do you call a bear with no ears, no teeth, no legs, no eyes, no nose, no tail, no fur, and no brain? Still clueless!
19. What do you call a bear with no ears, no teeth, no legs, no eyes, no nose, no tail, no fur, no brain, and no heart? Still heartless!
20. What do you call a bear with no ears, no teeth, no legs, no eyes, no nose, no tail, no fur, no brain, no heart, and no soul? Still soulless!
21. Why did the bear bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to be the “bearest” of them all!
22. What did the bear say when he scored a goal? “It was a “paw”-some shot!”
23. How did the bear react when he heard a funny joke? He burst into “bear” laughter!
24. Why did the bear join the gym? He wanted to work on his “bear” biceps!
25. What did the bear say when he saw the price of honey? “Oh honey, that’s un-“bear”-able!”
26. Why did the bear always bring a pencil to class? He wanted to get a “pawsitive” mark on his test!
27. How did the bear get to the top of the mountain? He “bears”ly made it!
28. What did the bear say to the bee? “I’m be-“grizzly” when I’m hungry, can you “bee”-ar that in mind?”
29. Why did the bear go to art school? He wanted to become a “paw”-casso!
30. How does a bear start his letters? With a “bear”-greeting!
31. Why did the bear become a stand-up comedian? He had the perfect “bear”-formance!
32. Why don’t bears ever get lost? Because they always have a “bear”-ing on their location!
33. What did the bear say to the bird? “You’re tweet, but I’m “bear”-y funny!”
34. How did the bear escape from the zoo? He made a “bear”-line for the exit!
35. Why did the bear bring a flashlight to the cave? He wanted to “bear” witness to the darkness!
36. What do you call a bear with no ears? “B!” (No ears, get it?)
37. Why did the bear always win at cards? He had a great “poker bear” face!
38. What do you call a bear with no teeth and no legs? “Gum-“bear”!
39. How do you apologize to a bear? You say, “I’m “bear”-y sorry!”
40. Why did the bear never finish high school? He always “bearly” made it to class!
41. What did the bear say when he won the race? “I’m a “fur”-ocious competitor!”
42. Why did the bear become a gardener? He wanted to grow some “bear”-ries!
43. How does a bear keep his fur looking nice? He uses “bear”-ber shop products!
44. What did the bear say when he found a pot of gold? “I’m “bear”-y lucky!”
45. Why did the bear never wear shoes? He couldn’t find a pair that fit his “bear” feet!
46. What did the bear say to the salmon? “I “bear”-ly knew you, but you swam into my heart!”
47. How do you invite a bear to a party? “Let’s get “bear”-zy!”
48. Why did the bear start a band? He wanted to play the “bear”monica!
49. What do you call a bear that tells jokes? A “bear”-ly comedian!
50. Why did the bear bring a parachute to the forest? He wanted to go “bear” jumping!
51. What did the bear say to the waiter? “I’m “bear”-y hungry, please bring me some fish!”
52. How did the bear become a detective? He had a nose for “bear”y important clues!
53. What do you call a bear who loves to dance? A “bear”-lesque dancer!
54. Why did the bear become a dentist? He wanted to work on “bear” teeth!
55. What did the bear say when he saw the river? “That’s “bear”-tastic for fishing!”
56. How did the bear find his way in the dark? He had a great “bear”-ing sense!
57. Why did the bear never get invited to parties? He was always the “bear”-er of bad jokes!
58. What do you call a bear that loves chocolate? A “cocoa”bear!
59. How did the bear become a hairstylist? He was great at “bear”-d trims!
60. What do you call a bear with a briefcase? “Business” bear!
61. Why did the bear go to college? He wanted to get a “bear”-elor’s degree!
62. What did the bear say when he broke a mirror? “I guess that’s “un-“bear”-able luck!”
63. How do you get a bear to stop chasing you? You take off your “bear”-y good running shoes!
64. What did the bear say when he saw the mountain climber? “You’re really reaching new “bear”-izons!”
65. Why did the bear always win at chess? He was a “bear”-y good strategist!
66. What did the bear say when he saw the waterfall? “That’s a “bear”-y impressive sight!”
67. How do you make a bear float? You add two scoops of ice cream and a “bear”y soda!
68. Why did the bear become a musician? He wanted to play the “bear”-itone saxophone!
69. What did the bear say to the owl? “You’re a real “hoot,” but I’m “bear”-y funny!”
70. How do you start a conversation with a bear? “I hope you’re in a “bear”-able mood!”
71. Why did the bear go to the movies alone? He wanted to enjoy a “bear”-y good film in peace!
72. What did the bear say when he saw the circus? “I’m “bear”-y excited to see the acrobats!”
73. How do you become friends with a bear? You find common “bear”-ests!
74. Why did the bear join a dance troupe? He had great “bear”-reography skills!
75. What do you call a bear with a sunburn? “Red”dy bear!
76. How did the bear react when he got a splinter? He said, “Ouch, that’s “un-“bear”-able pain!”
77. Why did the bear always carry an umbrella? He wanted to be prepared for “bear”-y weather!
78. What did the bear say when he saw a bee in his honey? “Buzz off, this is my “bear”-y sweet treat!”
79. How do you apologize to a bear? You say, “I didn’t mean to “bear”-k your tree!”
80. What did the bear say when he saw the picnic basket? “Looks like someone packed a “bear”-y delicious meal!”
81. Why did the bear become a writer? He wanted to pen “bear”-y good stories!
82. What do you call a bear that can’t stop laughing? “Beary” funny!
83. How did the bear become a fashion icon? He had great “bear”-d sense!
84. What did the bear say when he saw a fish jumping out of the water? “You’re really making a “splash,” my “fin”-tastic friend!”
85. Why did the bear bring a compass to the forest? He didn’t want to “bear” any wrong turns!
86. What do you call a bear who is always late? “Griz-“”late”!
87. How did the bear react when he found a bee in his fur? He said, “This is “un-“bear”-able!”
88. Why did the bear start a blog? He wanted to share his “bear”-y good ideas!
89. What did the bear say to the squirrel? “You’re “nut”-ty, but I’m “bear”-y funny!”
90. How did the bear become a chef? He knew all the “bear”-y best recipes!
91. What do you call a bear with a camera? “Snap”py bear!
92. Why did the bear always carry a ruler? He wanted to “bear” witness to great lengths!
93. What did the bear say when he saw a mouse? “You’re “beary” small, but I’m “bear”-y funny!
As we bid adieu, remember to keep these bear jokes handy for any occasion that calls for a giggle-fest.
Just bear in mind that laughter is the beary best medicine, so go forth and spread the joy.
And who knows, maybe one day you’ll find yourself sharing these jokes with a real bear who just wants to join in on the fun.
Stay grizzly-tic, folks!
