Holy humor, Batman enthusiasts!
Get ready to don your comedic capes as we dive into the wacky world of Gotham’s Dark Knight and his side-splitting Batman jokes.
From Batarang banter to Joker jests, we’ve compiled the ultimate collection of giggles that’ll have you rolling like the Batmobile on turbo boost!
Grab your utility belts and prepare for a laugh riot!
114 Hilarious Batman Jokes & Puns List
1. Why couldn’t Batman see his friends? Because he wore a BATman.
2. Why couldn’t Batman finish his dessert? Because the Joker ated it all!
3. Why does Batman carry a flashlight? In case he runs into the Riddler in a dark alley.
4. What kind of music does Batman like? BATrock.
5. Why couldn’t Batman find his bike? Because it was in the Batcave!
6. What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian BAT-le.
7. What kind of car does Batman drive? A Batmobile, of course!
8. Why couldn’t Batman find his keys? Because the Riddler took them!
9. What kind of dog does Batman have? A blood hound.
10. What kind of flowers does Batman like? BATterfly lilies.
11. Why couldn’t Batman find his homework? Because Robin ated it!
12. What do you call Batman when he’s sick? Bat-flu Man.
13. Why couldn’t Batman finish his soup? Because Poison Ivy was in it!
14. What kind of gum does Batman chew? BAT-breath.
15. What do you call Batman when he’s on vacation? Tour-ist.
16. Why couldn’t Batman finish his test? Because Two-Face the answers!
17. What do you call Batman when he’s feeling down? Bat-man.
18. What do you call Batman when he’s in a bad mood? Grumpy Bat.
19. What do you call Batman when he’s in the desert? Lost Bat.
20. What do you call Batman when he’s in the jungle? Monkey Bat.
21. What do you call Batman when he’s in the ocean? MerBAT.
22. What do you call Batman when he’s in the arctic? Chilly Bat.
23. What do you call Batman when he’s in outer space? AstroBAT.
24. What do you call Batman when he’s in the mountains? Mountie Bat.
25. What do you call Batman when he’s in the forest? Woodsy Bat.
26. What do you call Batman when he’s in the zoo? Caged Bat.
27. What do you call Batman when he’s in the circus? RingBATster.
28. What do you call Batman when he’s in the hospital? Patient Bat.
29. What do you call Batman when he’s in the kitchen? Chef Bat.
30. What do you call Batman when he’s in the garden? Green Thumb Bat.
31. What do you call Batman when he’s in the library? Bookworm Bat.
32. What do you call Batman when he’s in the classroom? Smarty Bat.
33. What do you call Batman when he’s in the bathroom? Soapy Bat.
34. What do you call Batman when he’s in the garage? Greasy Bat.
35. What do you call Batman when he’s in the attic? Dusty Bat.
36. What do you call Batman when he’s in the basement? Moldy Bat.
37. What do you call Batman when he’s in the closet? Claustrophobic Bat.
38. What do you call Batman when he’s in the laundry room? Laundry Bat.
39. What do you call Batman when he’s in the living room? Couch Potato Bat.
40. Why did Batman go to therapy? Because he had Bat-issues!
41. Why does Batman always win at hide and seek? Because he’s the master of the Dark Knight!
42. What do you call Batman’s vehicle when it breaks down? The Car-Robber!
43. Why did Batman become a detective? Because he couldn’t find his Bat-keys!
44. What do you get when you cross Batman and Robin with a spooky movie? The Dark Knight Rises with Casper!
45. What’s Batman’s favorite fruit? The Bat-nana!
46. What did the Joker say when Batman asked him to stop making jokes? “Why so serious?”
47. Why did Batman join a band? Because he wanted to be a Bat-rocker!
48. How does Batman stay fit? He does Bat-ups and Bat-sit-ups!
49. Why did Batman become an actor? Because he wanted to play the Dark Knight on Broadway!
50. What’s Batman’s favorite type of music? Gothic!
51. Why did Batman start a restaurant? Because he wanted to serve Bat-tenders!
52. Why did the Batmobile join the soccer team? It was tired of being parked all the time!
53. What’s Batman’s favorite part of a joke? The punch-line… literally!
54. What did Batman say to Robin when he was running late? “Hurry, Robin! We can’t be fashionably late!”
55. Why did Batman and Catwoman break up? They had too many catfights!
56. What did Batman say to the police officer who caught him speeding? “I’m Batman, not Batmobile!”
57. How does Batman like his coffee? Dark and mysterious, just like Gotham City!
58. What’s Batman’s favorite type of comedy? Dark humor!
59. Why did Batman start a garden? He wanted to grow Bat-tomatoes!
60. What’s Batman’s favorite toy? The Bat-yoyo!
61. Why did Batman become a chef? Because he loves using Bat-ter!
62. Why did Batman go on a diet? He was tired of all the Bat-gut in his Bat-suit!
63. What do you call a party thrown by Batman? A Bat-bash!
64. Why did Batman go to art school? To perfect his Bat-sketching skills!
65. Why did Batman become a therapist? He wanted to help people with their Bat-ter mental health!
66. What did Batman say when he joined a baseball team? “I’ll be the Bat-ter!”
67. How does Batman always find his way in Gotham City? With his Bat-compass, of course!
68. Why did Batman become a stand-up comedian? Because he knew how to deliver a Bat-joke!
69. What’s Batman’s favorite game? Bat-minton!
70. Why did Batman get a smartphone? So he could text Bat-messages!
71. Why did Batman become a hairdresser? He wanted to give people Bat-iful haircuts!
72. What do you call Batman when he skips school? The Absent Knight!
73. Why did Batman go to the beach? To catch some Bat-rays!
74. How does Batman like his eggs? Bat-scrambled!
75. Why did Batman start a bakery? Because he loved Bat-tarts!
76. What do you call Batman’s signature dance move? The Bat-shuffle!
77. Why did Batman go on vacation? To escape from the Bat-cave for a while!
78. What’s Batman’s favorite type of dance? The Bat-waltz!
79. Why did Batman and Robin start a band? Because they wanted to be the Dynamic Duo!
80. What’s Batman’s favorite fruit? The Bat-melon!
81. Why did Batman become a lifeguard? To save people from Bat-drowning!
82. What’s Batman’s favorite type of movie? Dark comedies!
83. Why did Batman become a teacher? He wanted to teach Bat-physics!
84. What do you call it when Batman skips dessert? Bat-slim!
85. Why did Batman go to the dentist? To get rid of Bat-cavities!
86. What’s Batman’s favorite snack? Bat-corn!
87. Why did Batman become a weatherman? So he could forecast Bat-storms!
88. What do you call Batman when he’s cranky? The Grumpy Knight!
89. Why did Batman become a tailor? He wanted to sew Bat-suits!
90. What’s Batman’s favorite board game? Bat-opoly!
91. Why did Batman start a delivery service? To bring Bat-mail!
92. What’s Batman’s favorite planet? Mars… because it’s the Red Knight!
93. Why did Batman join a singing competition? He wanted to show off his Bat-talent!
94. What do you call Batman when he’s on vacation? The Relaxing Knight!
95. Why did Batman become a gardener? He loved planting Bat-flowers!
96. What’s Batman’s favorite music genre? Bat-hip hop!
97. Why did Batman go to the dentist? He had Bat-breath!
98. What do you call Batman when he loses his memory? The Forgotten Knight!
99. Why did Batman become an architect? To design Bat-buildings!
100. What’s Batman’s favorite holiday? Bat-Halloween!
101. Why did Batman become a baker? He loved making Bat-cakes!
102. What do you call Batman when he’s broke? The Penniless Knight!
103. Why did Batman become a magician? He wanted to perform Bat-tricks!
104. What’s Batman’s favorite ice cream flavor? Bat-ter pecan!
105. Why did Batman start a dance studio? To teach the Bat-tango!
106. What do you call Batman when he’s feeling sad? The Bat-blue!
107. Why did Batman start a tech company? He wanted to make Bat-gadgets!
108. What’s Batman’s favorite sport? Bat-minton!
109. Why did Batman become a detective? He was great at Bat-der-solving mysteries!
110. What do you call Batman when he’s sleepy? The Bedtime Knight!
111. Why did Batman become a tailor? He wanted to sew Bat-pants!
112. What’s Batman’s favorite music instrument? The Bat-ar!
113. Why did Batman become a chef? He loved cooking Bat-stews!
114. What do you call Batman when he’s in a hurry? The Rushing Knight!
There you have it, fellow Caped Comedy Crusaders!
We hope these Batman jokes brought a smile to your face brighter than the Bat-Signal.
Share the laughter with your friends and foes alike, and remember, even in the darkest nights, a good joke can be the hero Gotham deserves.
Stay tuned for more giggles, gags, and caped hilarity!
Farewell, Bat-fans! Keep laughing and always stay batty!
