Hey there, fellow bath enthusiasts!
Get ready to dive into a world of laughter and bubbly fun as we take a hilarious dip into the realm of bathtub puns.
Whether you’re a bubbly bather or a rubber duck aficionado, this article will have you giggling in no time.
So, grab your towel and get ready to soak up the pun-tastic goodness!
115 Bathtub Puns & Jokes
1. Why couldn’t the pirate take a bath? Because he had a arrrggg!
2. What do you call a bathtub that sings? A tuba.
3. Why couldn’t the vampire take a bath? Because he’d end up a blood bath!
4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
5. Why couldn’t the skeleton take a bath? He had no body to take a bath with.
6. What do you call a bathtub that’s afraid? A scaredy tub.
7. Why couldn’t the ghost take a bath? Because he would have gone through the drain!
8. What do you call a bathtub that’s sad? A blue tub.
9. Why couldn’t the mummy take a bath? He was all wrapped up!
10. What do you call a bathtub that’s confused? A puzzled tub.
11. Why couldn’t the robot take a bath? Because he would short circuit!
12. What do you call a bathtub that’s lazy? A tub that lies around.
13. Why couldn’t the chicken take a bath? Because he would end up in hot water!
14. What do you call a bathtub that’s angry? A hot-tub.
15. Why couldn’t the teddy bear take a bath? Because he would end up all soaked!
16. What do you call a bathtub that’s tired? A tub that needs to rest.
17. Why couldn’t the clown take a bath? Because he would end up all wet and without makeup!
18. What do you call a bathtub that’s hungry? A tub that needs to be fed.
19. Why couldn’t the princess take a bath? Because she would end up all wet and soggy!
20. What do you call a bathtub that’s famous? A tub-lebrity.
21. Why couldn’t the knight take a bath? Because he would end up all wet and rusty!
22. What do you call a bathtub that’s sneaky? A sly tub.
23. Why couldn’t the witch take a bath? Because she would melt!
24. What do you call a bathtub that’s fancy? A posh tub.
25. Why couldn’t the lion take a bath? Because he would end up all wet and mane-less!
26. What do you call a bathtub that’s smelly? A stinky tub.
27. Why couldn’t the frog take a bath? Because he lived in the water!
28. What do you call a bathtub that’s wise? A tub of knowledge.
29. Why couldn’t the mermaid take a bath? Because she lived in the water!
30. What do you call a bathtub that’s bouncy? A jumpy tub.
31. Why couldn’t the dog take a bath? Because he would end up all wet and furry!
32. What do you call a bathtub that’s dirty? A grimy tub.
33. Why couldn’t the duck take a bath? Because he would end up all wet and feathery!
34. What do you call a bathtub that’s clean? A sparkly tub.
35. Why couldn’t the pig take a bath? Because he would end up all wet and muddy!
36. What do you call a bathtub that’s musical? A tuba.
37. Why couldn’t the turtle take a bath? Because he lived in his shell!
38. What do you call a bathtub that’s magical? A tub of wonder.
39. Why couldn’t the bear take a bath? Because he would end up all wet and hairy!
40. What do you call a bathtub that’s bouncy? A jumpy tub.
41. Why did the bathtub refuse to get married? It didn’t want to take the plunge!
42. My bathtub always makes dad jokes – it’s quite a pun-tub!
43. I once had a bathtub that loved wordplay; it was a “puns-in-a-tub” party!
44. The bathtub always has the best jokes – it’s the funniest “tub” around!
45. The bathtub comedian loved telling watery jokes; he was an “aqua-pun-er”!
46. How does a bathtub throw a party? By inviting all its “bath-buds”!
47. When the bathtub joined the comedy club, it made quite a “splash”!
48. My bathtub dreams of being a stand-up comedian; it’s aiming to “tub the funny bone”!
49. The bathtub’s favorite book? “The Puns of the Baskervilles”!
50. The bathtub wanted to start a joke podcast – it’s thinking of calling it “Tub-tastic Laughs”!
51. The bathtub’s favorite TV show is “Pundercover”!
52. Why did the bathtub join the circus? It wanted to be a “tub-performer”!
53. The bathtub’s favorite fruit? Puns-perries!
54. The bathtub’s motto: “Keep calm and pun on”!
55. The bathtub went to the comedy school to get a “puns-degree”!
56. Why did the bathtub get a job as a teacher? To “edu-tub-cate” others in puns!
57. The bathtub’s favorite superhero? “Aqua-pun”!
58. What did the bathtub say to its rubber duckie? “Quack me up!”
59. The bathtub’s favorite band? “The Rolling Puns”!
60. The bathtub’s favorite dance move? The “tub-step”!
61. The bathtub’s favorite ice cream flavor? Puns-tachio!
62. Why did the bathtub become an astronaut? It wanted to explore “punny-verse”!
63. The bathtub’s favorite dessert? “Puns-cake”!
64. The bathtub’s favorite actor? “Johnny Deep”!
65. The bathtub’s favorite board game? “Puns Against Humanity”!
66. Why did the bathtub start a garden? It wanted to grow “pun-kelions”!
67. The bathtub’s favorite planet? “Saturn-pun”!
68. What did the bathtub say to the soap? “Let’s lather up some laughter!”
69. The bathtub’s favorite movie genre? “Pun-comedies”!
70. The bathtub’s favorite painter? “Vincent Van Bathtub”!
71. Why did the bathtub start a fitness regime? It wanted to be “puntastic”!
72. The bathtub’s favorite fashion accessory? A “puns-let”!
73. The bathtub’s favorite constellation? “Punis Major”!
74. Why did the bathtub win an award? For its “outstanding-ly hilarious” performances!
75. The bathtub’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Puns”!
76. The bathtub’s favorite car? A “Pun-tiac”!
77. What did the bathtub say to the beach? “Waves for the camera, pun-tastic!”
78. The bathtub’s favorite holiday? “Punsgiving”!
79. The bathtub’s favorite book genre? “Mys-tub-ry” novels!
80. Why did the bathtub become a detective? To solve “punny” mysteries!
81. The bathtub’s favorite dance style? “Pun-salsa”!
82. The bathtub’s favorite fish? “Cod-pun”!
83. Why did the bathtub start writing jokes? It wanted to “punderstand” humor!
84. The bathtub’s favorite game? “Puns and Ladders”!
85. The bathtub’s favorite social media platform? “Insta-pun”!
86. Why did the bathtub start a comedy tour? It wanted to go on a “tub-ride”!
87. The bathtub’s favorite winter sport? “Bobsled-punning”!
88. The bathtub’s favorite time of day? “Pun-set”!
89. Why did the bathtub start a band? To play “tub-thumping” music!
90. The bathtub’s favorite snack? “Puns-pretzels”!
91. The bathtub’s favorite movie director? “Stanley Tubrick”!
92. Why did the bathtub go to the dentist? It had a “pun-ful cavity”!
93. The bathtub’s favorite fruit ninja? “Puns-apple”!
94. The bathtub’s favorite comedian? “George Carlin-tub”!
95. Why did the bathtub take an art class? It wanted to paint “puntastic” masterpieces!
96. The bathtub’s favorite card game? “Poker-pun”!
97. The bathtub’s favorite planetarium show? “Puns in Space“!
98. Why did the bathtub start a YouTube channel? To share “punny” content with the world!
99. The bathtub’s favorite dessert topping? “Choco-puns”!
100. The bathtub’s favorite superhero sidekick? “Bat-tub”!
101. Why did the bathtub become a chef? It wanted to create “puntastic” recipes!
102. The bathtub’s favorite music genre? “Pun-k”!
103. The bathtub’s favorite breakfast cereal? “Pun-flakes”!
104. Why did the bathtub start gardening? To grow “puns-tatoes”!
105. The bathtub’s favorite wildlife documentary? “Planet Earth: The Punny Edition”!
106. The bathtub’s favorite game console? “Playtubstation”!
107. Why did the bathtub start a comedy club? To host “tub-stand-up” nights!
108. The bathtub’s favorite beach activity? “Pun-surfing”!
109. The bathtub’s favorite car brand? “A-cura-pun”!
110. Why did the bathtub start meditating? To achieve “puns-ciousness”!
111. The bathtub’s favorite athlete? “Usain Bub-t”!
112. The bathtub’s favorite garden tool? A “pun-rake”!
113. Why did the bathtub start a fashion line? To create “puntastic” clothing!
114. The bathtub’s favorite snack while watching movies? “Pun-corn”!
115. The bathtub’s favorite dance move? “The pun-twist”!
As your rubber ducky reluctantly bids farewell, we hope you’re leaving with a grin as wide as the ocean!
Remember, next time you take a bath, these bathtub puns will be here, floating like tiny, laughter-filled lifebuoys to rescue you from a dull soak.
Until then, stay bubbly, keep splishing and splashing, and never forget to embrace the power of a good bath and a hearty laugh.
Cheers to bathtubs, bubbles, and endless pun-tastic adventures!
