Get ready to split your sides with the most a-peeling collection of banana jokes you’ve ever laid eyes on!
These fruity funnies will leave you going bananas with laughter.
Whether you’re a comedy connoisseur or just enjoy a good chuckle, we’ve got you covered!
So, brace yourself for a bunch of giggles as we embark on this zesty journey through the world of banana humor.
112 Hilarious Banana Jokes & Puns List
1. Why couldn’t the banana snore? Because it peel tired!
2. Why couldn’t the banana play basketball? It had a slip up.
3. Why couldn’t the banana play music? It had no organ.
4. What do you call a banana that can do karate? A karate-peel.
5. Why couldn’t the banana play the drums? It had a split personality.
6. Why couldn’t the banana play the guitar? It had no fingers.
7. Why couldn’t the banana play the piano? It couldn’t reach the keys.
8. Why couldn’t the banana play hockey? It had no stick.
9. Why couldn’t the banana play football? It couldn’t handle the splits.
10. Why couldn’t the banana play baseball? It had no bat.
11. Why couldn’t the banana play soccer? It couldn’t score any goals.
12. Why couldn’t the banana play tennis? It had no racket.
13. Why couldn’t the banana play golf? It had no clubs.
14. Why couldn’t the banana play volleyball? It couldn’t spike the ball.
15. Why couldn’t the banana play dodgeball? It couldn’t dodge.
16. Why couldn’t the banana play hopscotch? It couldn’t hop.
17. Why couldn’t the banana play jump rope? It couldn’t jump.
18. Why couldn’t the banana play tag? It couldn’t run.
19. Why couldn’t the banana play hide and seek? It couldn’t hide.
20. Why couldn’t the banana play chess? It couldn’t make any moves.
21. Why couldn’t the banana play checkers? It had no pieces.
22. Why couldn’t the banana play cards? It had no hands.
23. Why couldn’t the banana play video games? It had no thumbs.
24. Why couldn’t the banana play the harmonica? It had no lips.
25. Why couldn’t the banana play the recorder? It had no fingers.
26. Why couldn’t the banana play the flute? It had no breath.
27. Why couldn’t the banana play the trumpet? It had no lungs.
28. Why couldn’t the banana play the tuba? It was too small.
29. Why couldn’t the banana play the saxophone? It had no reed.
30. Why couldn’t the banana play the violin? It had no bow.
31. Why couldn’t the banana play the cello? It was too short.
32. Why couldn’t the banana play the cymbals? It had no crash.
33. Why couldn’t the banana play the tambourine? It had no jingle.
34. Why couldn’t the banana play the triangle? It had no ding.
35. Why couldn’t the banana play the xylophone? It had no keys.
36. Why couldn’t the banana play the castanets? It had no clack.
37. Why couldn’t the banana play the maracas? It had no shake.
38. Why did the banana break up with the grape? Because it found out grapes couldn’t “peel” with commitment!
39. What do you call a monkey who loves bananas and making jokes? A real “a-peeling” comedian!
40. Why do bananas never feel lonely? Because they always hang out in bunches!
41. What did the banana say to the orange during their argument? “You’re really “zesty,” but I’m just a-peeling!”
42. Why did the banana go to school? To learn how to “split” its time wisely!
43. What’s a banana’s favorite dance move? The “split” and slide!
44. Why was the banana always so calm? Because it knew that everything will “peel” alright!
45. How do bananas stay fit? They exercise daily with their favorite workout, “banana squats”!
46. What did the doctor say to the banana who wasn’t feeling well? “You need more vitamin ‘B’ and a lot of rest ‘B’fore you feel better!”
47. Why did the banana go to the party? To find its perfect “bunch” of friends!
48. What do you call a smart banana? A “smarty-banana”!
49. What did one banana say to the other when they were running late? “Hurry up, or we’ll be ‘bananas’!”
50. What’s a banana’s favorite hobby? Peel-reading!
51. Why did the banana go to the beach? To soak up some “ray-peel”!
52. How do you catch a monkey? Hang around with a bunch of bananas and wait for the “ape-tizer”!
53. Why did the banana get a promotion? Because it was “ripe” for the job!
54. What do you get when you cross a banana and a snowman? Frosty the “fruit-man”!
55. Why did the banana go to space? To find a planet full of “a-peeling” aliens!
56. How do you unlock a banana’s phone? With its “a-peel”!
57. What do bananas sing on their birthday? “Peel like making love!”
58. Why did the banana refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to get involved in any “slippery” deals!
59. What do you call a banana who loves to dance? A “Banana-Shake”!
60. How do bananas stay organized? They use their “a-peel” as a to-do list!
61. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t “peeling” very well!
62. What did the banana say to the peanut butter? “You complete me, you’re my nutty ‘butter-half’!”
63. What’s a banana’s favorite type of music? “A-peel-ternative” rock!
64. Why did the banana get in trouble at school? It kept “slipping” out of class!
65. How do you make a banana split? You cut it up and “sundae” it!
66. What do you get when you cross a banana and a comedian? A “slap-peel” stick!
67. Why did the banana go to the gym? To work on its “split” ends!
68. What do you call a sad banana? A “splits-peel”!
69. Why did the banana join the circus? To become a “peel-er”!
70. How do you make a banana laugh? You “peel” its funny bone!
71. What’s a banana’s favorite magic trick? The “a-peeling” disappearing act!
72. Why did the banana go to school? To improve its “a-peel-ing” knowledge!
73. What do you call a banana who can play the piano? A “fruity-tooty” maestro!
74. Why did the banana go to the party alone? Because it didn’t want to “split” the fun with anyone else!
75. What do you say when you introduce your banana friend to others? “Meet my ‘a-peeling’ companion!”
76. Why did the banana go to the computer repair shop? Its memory was “slipping”!
77. What’s a banana’s favorite card game? “A-peel” of fortune!
78. How do you stop a monkey from eating all your bananas? Hide them under a bunch of “a-peel-ing” oranges!
79. Why did the banana become an astronaut? To explore the “a-peel-osphere”!
80. What do bananas say when they pick up the phone? “Yellow?”
81. What did one banana say to the other during a race? “I’ll ‘peel’ you at the finish line!”
82. Why did the banana go to school for art? To learn how to “a-peel” to people’s emotions!
83. How do you fix a broken banana? With a “split-tape”!
84. What do you call a banana who’s always on time? “A-peel-ways punctual!”
85. Why did the banana go to the doctor’s office? To get its “a-peel-gies” checked!
86. What’s a banana’s favorite type of humor? “Slap-“peel” comedy!
87. How do you make a banana shake? Take it to a scary movie!
88. Why did the banana refuse to play hide-and-seek? Because it kept “splitting” before anyone found it!
89. What’s a banana’s favorite sport? “Peel” tag!
90. Why did the banana go to the hair salon? It wanted a “split-end” makeover!
91. How do you make a banana laugh? Tell it a “a-peel-ing” joke!
92. What do you get when you cross a banana and a ghost? A “banana-boo!”
93. Why did the banana go to the library? To find books on “a-peel-osophy”!
94. What’s a banana’s favorite social media platform? “A-peel-estagram”!
95. How do bananas stay in shape? They do “a-peel-ates”!
96. Why did the banana go to the fancy party? To find its “classy-peel”!
97. What did the banana say when it won the race? “I’m the ‘top banana’!”
98. Why did the banana go to the doctor for a second opinion? It thought it was “bananas” to begin with!
99. What’s a banana’s favorite magic trick? The “a-peeling” illusion!
100. How do you make a banana split? You drop it on the floor!
101. Why did the banana go to the dance party? To “peel” the rhythm!
102. What do you call a banana who’s a real troublemaker? A “delin-fruit”!
103. Why did the banana go to the football game? To cheer for the “peel-goal”!
104. What’s a banana’s favorite comedy movie? “Peel”-oween!
105. How do bananas stay cool in the summertime? They find a shady “a-peel”!
106. Why did the banana go to the gym? To work on its “banana-split”!
107. What do you call a banana who always forgets things? A “slippery” memory!
108. How do bananas stay healthy? They do plenty of “a-peel-thy” activities!
109. Why did the banana refuse to play chess? It didn’t want to get caught in a “check-“peel”!
110. What do bananas say when they pick up the phone on Halloween? “Yellow-ween?”
111. How do you comfort a sad banana? Give it a “peel” hug!
112. Why did the banana get elected as class president? Because it was “a-peel-ing” to all the voters!
As we bid ‘banana peel’ farewell, remember to share the laughter and ‘split’ the banana jokes with your friends.
Keep the joy flowing and never let those smiles ‘slip’ away.
Until next time, may your days be filled with ‘fruitful’ giggles and joyous ‘bunches’ of laughter!
