Are you ready to roll with laughter?
Brace yourself for a delightful journey into the world of bagel puns.
Get ready to cream cheese your way through a hilarious lineup of doughy humor that’ll have you begging for seconds!
90 Dough-licious Bagel Puns
1. Why couldn’t the bagel find a date? It was too plain.
2. What do you call a bagel that works out a lot? A pumpernickel.
3. Why couldn’t the bagel sleep? It had a yeast infection.
4. What do you call a bagel that’s always angry? A grouchy.
5. What do you call a bagel that’s always late? A tardy.
6. Why couldn’t the bagel make up its mind? It was in two knots.
7. What do you call a bagel that’s always sad? A blueberry.
8. Why couldn’t the bagel find its way home? It was lost in the whole wheat.
9. What do you call a bagel that’s always laughing? A chuckle.
10. Why couldn’t the bagel get a job? It didn’t have the dough.
11. What do you call a bagel that’s always confused? A befuddled.
12. Why couldn’t the bagel go to the party? It had no one to roll with.
13. What do you call a bagel that’s always curious? An inquisitive.
14. Why couldn’t the bagel finish the race? It ran out of steam.
15. What do you call a bagel that’s always helpful? An assistant.
16. Why did the bagel join the circus? It wanted to be a doughnut acrobat!
17. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A plain bagel-eon!
18. Did you hear about the bagel’s vacation? It had a great time loafing around!
19. How do bagels express their love? They say, “You’re my dough-mate!”
20. Why did the bagel go to therapy? It had too many “hole”ing emotions!
21. What do you call a bagel that tells jokes? A pun-aise bagel!
22. Why was the bagel sad? It couldn’t find any dough-nuts to be friends with.
23. How do bagels propose marriage? They say, “I knead you forever!”
24. What do you call a bagel’s favorite song? “Rollin’ in the Wheat!”
25. Why did the bagel go to school? It wanted to be a “hole” scholar!
26. What’s a bagel’s favorite sport? Tennis, because they love the “dough”cing!
27. How do bagels celebrate their birthdays? With a “hole” lot of cream and sprinkles!
28. What did the bagel say to the butter? “You’re my butter half!”
29. Why did the bagel bring a ladder? It wanted to reach new heights in the bakery!
30. What do you call a bagel with a sunburn? Toasted and crusted!
31. Why did the bagel break up with the croissant? It was tired of all the flaky behavior!
32. How do bagels exercise? They do “roll”lerblading!
33. Why did the bagel go to space? It wanted to be the first “roll”ing astronaut!
34. What did the bagel say to the donut? “You’re so full of yourself, but I’m just “roll”ing with it!”
35. How do bagels make decisions? They go with their “dough” instincts!
36. What’s a bagel’s favorite exercise? The “roll”ercoaster ride!
37. Why was the bagel a good detective? It always found the “dough” that was missing!
38. How do bagels stay in shape? They do a lot of “dough”wnward dog!
39. What did the bagel say to the bee? “Honey, I’m the “hole” package!”
40. Why did the bagel go to the art museum? It wanted to see some “dough” Vinci’s masterpieces!
41. How do bagels communicate? They use “dough”mestic telepathy!
42. What do you call a bagel who can sing? A “roll”ing Stone!
43. Why did the bagel get a job as a chef? It kneaded to earn some “dough”!
44. What did the bagel say to the toast? “You’re on a “roll” today!”
45. Why did the bagel win the race? It had a lot of “dough”termination!
46. How do bagels get to work? They “roll” their way through traffic!
47. What’s a bagel’s favorite dance move? The “roll” and shuffle!
48. Why did the bagel refuse to fight? It was all about “dough”ing peace!
49. How do bagels apologize? They say, “I’m sorry if I caused you any “roll”ing pain!”
50. What’s a bagel’s favorite game? “Loaf” of Clue!
51. Why did the bagel take up gardening? It wanted to see how “dough”y plants grow!
52. How do bagels solve problems? They “roll” up their sleeves and get to work!
53. What did the bagel say to the French bread? “You’re a “loaf” of trouble!”
54. Why did the bagel go to the party? It heard there would be plenty of “dough”nuts!
55. What do you call a bagel who loves to fish? A “roll”ing stone that gathers no trout!
56. How do bagels tell time? With their “dough”nut watches!
57. What did the bagel say to the pizza? “I’m “roll”ing in your cheesy goodness!”
58. Why did the bagel start a band? It wanted to rock and “roll” all night!
59. How do bagels enjoy a spa day? They relax with a “dough”nut bath bomb!
60. What did the bagel say when it won the lottery? “I’m “roll”ing in dough now!”
61. Why did the bagel go to the dentist? It needed a filling for its “hole”!
62. How do bagels cheer each other up? They give a “dough”tastic high-five!
63. What do you call a bagel that’s afraid of the dark? A scaredy-dough!
64. Why did the bagel get a promotion? It rose to the “dough”mand!
65. How do bagels apologize for their mistakes? They say, “I’m really “roll”ing in regret!”
66. What did the bagel say to the hot dog? “You’re my “roll” model!”
67. Why did the bagel go on a diet? It wanted to be a little less “roll”y-poly!
68. How do bagels greet each other in the morning? With a “dough”ny hello!
69. What did the bagel say to the pickle? “You’re kind of a big “dill”!”
70. Why did the bagel go to the comedy club? It wanted to try some “dough”y stand-up!
71. How do bagels take pictures? They say, “Cheese and “roll”!”
72. What did the bagel say to the sandwich? “You’re the “roll” MVP of flavor!”
73. Why did the bagel start a vineyard? It wanted to make some “dough”y wine!
74. How do bagels send letters? They use the “dough”st office!
75. What did the bagel say to the pretzel? “You’re a twisted “roll” model!”
76. Why did the bagel become a coach? It wanted to help others reach their “dough”stiny!
77. How do bagels plan a party? They make a “dough” list of guests and snacks!
78. What did the bagel say to the onion? “You’re making me tear up, you “roll” stinker!”
79. Why did the bagel enroll in a dance class? It wanted to learn some “dough”trot!
80. How do bagels enjoy a day at the beach? They surf the “dough”dy waves!
81. What did the bagel say to the muffin? “We’re both pretty “roll”ed up in this pastry world!”
82. Why did the bagel take up knitting? It wanted to make “dough”scarves for winter!
83. How do bagels compete in sports? They give it their “hole” heart and soul!
84. What did the bagel say to the croissant? “You’re “roll”y good at being flaky!”
85. Why did the bagel become a detective? It had a knack for “roll”ing mysteries!
86. How do bagels tell ghost stories? They give you the “dough”n’ts!
87. What did the bagel say to the jelly? “You’re the sweetest “roll” in my life!”
88. Why did the bagel join a dance crew? It wanted to show off its “roll”ing moves!
89. How do bagels make important decisions? They take a “dough”bate with themselves!
90. What did the bagel say to the fridge? “I’m feeling a bit “roll” and need some cool time!
As we wrap up this dough-lightful adventure of bagel puns, we hope you’ve had a rolling good time.
Remember, life is too short to be crust-y—so sprinkle a little humor into your day and keep smiling like a well-baked bagel.
Until next time, may your puns be plentiful and your cream cheese always spread smoothly!
