Ever had a fear of flying? Well, buckle up! This article might just make the idea take-off in a whole new direction.
Presenting our collection of the top airplane puns & jokes that will not just give you wings but also tickle your funny bone.
Be prepared for a turbulence of hilarity – we hope your sense of humor is ready for some serious altitude!
113 Airplane Puns That Soar
1. Why couldn’t the plane take off? Because it had too many runways.
2. What do you call a plane full of chess players? A chess-a-plane!
3. Why couldn’t the plane land? Because the runway was too short.
4. What do you call a plane full of toffee? A Boeing full of toffee!
5. What do you call a plane full of magic? An abra-cadabra-plane!
6. Why couldn’t the plane fly? Because it had a flat tire.
7. What do you call a plane full of broccoli? An air-o-plane!
8. What do you call a plane full of rocks? A boulder-plane!
9. Why couldn’t the plane fly high? Because it had a low ceiling.
10. What do you call a plane full of babies? An air-a-plane!
11. What do you call a plane full of clowns? An air-o-plane!
12. What do you call a plane full of string? An air-twine!
13. What do you call a plane full of fish? An air-o-plane!
14. Why couldn’t the plane fly? Because it had a broken wing.
15. What do you call a plane full of leaves? An air-o-plane!
16. Why couldn’t the plane land? Because it had a flat nose.
17. What do you call a plane full of hay? An air-o-plane!
18. Why couldn’t the plane fly? Because it had a broken propeller.
19. What do you call a plane full of noodles? An air-o-plane!
20. Why couldn’t the plane land? Because it had a flat tail.
21. What do you call a plane full of sand? An air-o-plane!
22. Why couldn’t the plane take off? Because it had a flat engine.
23. What do you call a plane full of fruit? An air-o-plane!
24. Why couldn’t the plane fly? Because it had a broken rudder.
25. What do you call a plane full of flowers? An air-o-plane!
26. Why couldn’t the plane land? Because it had flat landing gear.
27. What do you call a plane full of vegetables? An air-o-plane!
28. Why couldn’t the plane fly? Because it had a broken elevator.
29. What do you call a plane full of snow? An air-o-plane!
30. Why couldn’t the plane take off? Because it had flat tires.
31. What do you call a plane full of feathers? An air-o-plane!
32. Why couldn’t the plane land? Because it had a flat aileron.
33. What do you call a plane full of balloons? An air-o-plane!
34. Why couldn’t the plane fly? Because it had a broken flap.
35. What do you call a plane full of marbles? An air-o-plane!
36. Why couldn’t the plane take off? Because it had a flat wingtip.
37. What do you call a plane full of cookies? An air-o-plane!
38. Why couldn’t the plane land? Because it had a flat stabilizer.
39. What do you call a plane full of pretzels? An air-o-plane!
40. Why couldn’t the plane fly? Because it had a broken elevator.
41. What do you call a plane full of gumballs? An air-o-plane!
42. Why did the airplane start a band? It wanted to be a high-flier in the music industry!
43. How did the airplane propose to its partner? It gave them a ring, winged by love.
44. What did the airplane say to the pilot who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, I’ll always be your wingman!”
45. Why do airplanes never tell secrets? They’re always taking off!
46. I asked an airplane how it stays in shape. It said it does a lot of “aero-bics”!
47. What do you call an airplane that can sing? A plane-ist!
48. Why did the airplane join a comedy club? It wanted to take its humor to new heights!
49. What did the runway say to the airplane? “You can’t just land here without prior permission. That’s plane rude!”
50. How do airplanes communicate? They just wing it!
51. Why did the airplane bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to reach new altitudes!
52. Why do airplanes never gossip? They’re always soaring above it all!
53. What did the airplane say to the flight attendant? “You’re prop-erly amazing!”
54. Why did the airplane start a blog? It wanted to share its “air-ticles” with the world!
55. What do you call an airplane that tells jokes? A pun-der the skies!
56. Why did the airplane become a teacher? It wanted to give lessons on “aero-nautics”!
57. How do airplanes apologize? They say, “I’m really sorry, I didn’t mean to wing you!”
58. What do you call an airplane that’s in a hurry? Jet-set-go!
59. Why did the airplane become an artist? It loved drawing “air”-scapes!
60. How do airplanes stay warm in winter? They wear “flight coats”!
61. What did the airplane say to the seagull? “You’re a real “bird”brain!”
62. Why did the airplane break up with its partner? It couldn’t handle the “emotional baggage”!
63. How do airplanes send love letters? By air mail, of course!
64. Why did the airplane go to school? It wanted to be “air-educated”!
65. What did one airplane say to the other when they bumped into each other? “Oh, it was just a “wing”-ding!”
66. Why did the airplane take up gardening? It wanted to grow its own “air”-loom tomatoes!
67. What do you call an airplane that’s always bragging? An “air”-rogant!
68. How do airplanes avoid traffic jams? They fly “overhead”!
69. Why did the airplane become a hairstylist? It wanted to give people “air-raising” makeovers!
70. What did the airplane say to the helicopter? “You really rotor-ted my world!”
71. Why do airplanes never make good comedians? They always “bomb” on stage!
72. How do airplanes apologize when they make a mistake? They say, “Sorry, that was just plane wrong!”
73. Why did the airplane become a detective? It wanted to solve “aero”-crimes!
74. What did the airplane say to the clouds? “You’re always up to some “mist”chief!”
75. Why did the airplane start a restaurant? It wanted to serve up “fly”-ing cuisine!
76. How do airplanes make important decisions? They take a “vote” in the cockpit!
77. What do you call an airplane that’s afraid of heights? A “scared-o-plane”!
78. Why did the airplane go on a diet? It wanted to shed some “fly”-away pounds!
79. How do airplanes keep secrets? They lock them in the “cockpit”!
80. What do you call an airplane that’s been working out? A “buff-et”!
81.Why did the airplane refuse to play cards? It said, “I’m not a “deal”-er, I’m a flyer!”
82. How do airplanes apologize when they make a loud noise? They say, “Sorry, I didn’t mean to “jet”-son you!”
83. Why did the airplane go to school? It wanted to be “air-educated”!
84. What did the airplane say to the bird who wanted to fly alongside? “You’re a “tweet”-heart, but I need my “space”!”
85. Why did the airplane become a coach? It wanted to give “air” advice!
86. What do you call an airplane that loves to dance? An “air”-obic enthusiast!
87. Why did the airplane bring a parachute to the party? It wanted to make a grand entrance!
88. How do airplanes say hello? They give a “wing” and a smile!
89. What do you call an airplane that’s always telling jokes? A “fly”-larious!
90. Why did the airplane become a magician? It loved performing “aero-batic” tricks!
91. What did the airplane say to the cloud who was feeling sad? “Don’t be down, you can always “rain” on my parade!”
92. Why did the airplane start a fashion line? It wanted to be the “jet”-setter of style!
93. How do airplanes play hide-and-seek? They “disguise” themselves as clouds!
94. What do you call an airplane that’s good at math? A “plane”-demic mathematician!
95. Why did the airplane become a photographer? It loved capturing “air”-resistible moments!
96. How do airplanes apologize for being late? They say, “Sorry for the “delay”-ed arrival!”
97. What did the airplane say to the storm cloud? “You’re really “thunder”-whelming!”
98. Why did the airplane join a book club? It wanted to explore “air”-chives of knowledge!
99. How do airplanes settle arguments? They have a “wing”-ding contest!
100. What do you call an airplane that’s always making funny faces? A “plane”-tastic comedian!
101. Why did the airplane become a painter? It loved creating “sky”-scapes on canvas!
102. What did the airplane say to the bee? “You’re the “buzz” around the hangar!”
103. How do airplanes handle stress? They practice “fly”-ness meditation!
104. Why did the airplane become a lifeguard? It wanted to keep people “afloat”!
105. What do you call an airplane that’s always cold? A “chill-o-plane”!
106. Why did the airplane become a tailor? It loved designing “air”-resistible outfits!
107. How do airplanes celebrate their birthdays? With “wing”-dings and high-flying fun!
108. What did the airplane say to the departing passenger? “Have a “fly”-tastic journey!”
109. Why did the airplane become a wedding planner? It wanted to help couples “take off” on their special day!
110. How do airplanes show affection? They give “air”-hugs and kisses!
111. What do you call an airplane that can play multiple musical instruments? A “melody”-ator!
112. Why did the airplane start a podcast? It wanted to share “air”-waves of laughter!
113. How do airplanes apologize for being noisy? They say, “Sorry for the “air”-turbulence!”
114. What did the airplane say to the bird who wanted to fly alongside? “You’re a “tweet”-heart, but I need my “space”!”
115. Why did the airplane become an actor? It loved taking center “air”-stage!
Well, there you have it folks – our list of high-flying airplane puns.
If you’ve laughed so hard your sides hurt, our mission is accomplished. And remember, if you’re ever feeling grounded, come back for a quick airplane puns pick me up.
Until next time, keep your humor soaring and your puns landing with a comedic ‘thud!
