Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls – well, maybe not boys and girls – we present to you a hearty serving of humor, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone!
Are you tired of humor that feels like it’s stuck in middle school? Are you hungry for a laugh that’s a bit more grown-up?
Look no further, because we have for you a collection of funny adult jokes that’ll get you rolling on the floor with laughter.
Be warned, though, they’re not for the faint-hearted!
113+ Funniest Adult Jokes- list
1. Why couldn’t the frog cross the road? He didn’t have the guts.
2. What do you call a frog with no legs? A frog.
3. What do you call a frog that lives in a bank? A croaker.
4. Why couldn’t the frog make up his mind? He was always hopping back and forth.
5. What do you call a frog that lives in France? A French bullfrog.
6. Why couldn’t the frog jump any higher? He was already at his hop limit.
7. What do you call a frog that works in a library? A book croaker.
8. Why couldn’t the frog sing? He lost his voice.
9. What do you call a frog that works in a restaurant? A short order croaker.
10. Why couldn’t the frog play baseball? He didn’t have enough ribbets.
11. What do you call a frog that works in a hotel? The bellhop croaker.
12. Why couldn’t the frog play football? He didn’t have enough guts and glory.
13. What do you call a frog that works in a grocery store? A checkout croaker.
14. Why couldn’t the frog play basketball? He didn’t have enough hops.
15. What do you call a frog that works in a hospital? A croaker doctor.
16. Why couldn’t the frog play hockey? He didn’t have enough puck luck.
17. What do you call a frog that works in a factory? An assembly croaker.
18. Why couldn’t the frog play soccer? He didn’t have enough ribbets on the field.
19. What do you call a frog that works in a school? A croaker teacher.
20. Why couldn’t the frog play tennis? He didn’t have enough croaket skills.
21. What do you call a frog that works in an office? A desk croaker.
22. Why couldn’t the frog play golf? He didn’t have enough drive.
23. What do you call a frog that works in a mine? A digger croaker.
24. Why couldn’t the frog play cricket? He didn’t have enough ribbets and wickets.
25. What do you call a frog that works in a farm? A croaker farmer.
26. Why couldn’t the frog play polo? He didn’t have enough horse ribbets.
27. What do you call a frog that works in a zoo? A croaker keeper.
28. Why couldn’t the frog play rugby? He didn’t have enough ribbets and scrums.
29. What do you call a frog that works in a circus? A ringmaster croaker.
30. Why couldn’t the frog play dodgeball? He didn’t have enough ribbets to dodge.
31. What do you call a frog that works in a bakery? A croissant croaker.
32. Why couldn’t the frog play lacrosse? He didn’t have enough ribbets and sticks.
33. What do you call a frog that works in a garage? A mechanic croaker.
34. Why couldn’t the frog play ping pong? He didn’t have enough ribbets and serves.
35. What do you call a frog that works in a salon? A hair croaker.
36. Why couldn’t the frog play badminton? He didn’t have enough shuttle ribbets.
37. What do you call a frog that works in a warehouse? A stock croaker.
38. Why couldn’t the frog play chess? He didn’t have enough ribbets and checks.
39. What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Unhoppy!
40. Why was the frog so happy? It finally found its prince!
41. Did you hear about the frog who parked illegally? It got toad away!
42. What’s a frog’s favorite type of music? Hip hop!
43. How do frogs request a ride? They use the croak-hailing app!
44. What do you call a frog with a great sense of style? A hopperazzi!
45. Why are frogs so good at basketball? They always make jump shots!
46. How does a frog feel when it has a broken leg? Unlily-able!
47. Why did the frog bring a ladder to the party? It heard the punchline was “high-fly”!
48. What did one frog say to the other while lying on a lily pad? “Time sure flies when you’re having froggy fun!”
49. Why did the frog bring a suitcase to the pond? It was going on a toad trip!
50. What’s a frog’s favorite type of exercise? Jumping jacks!
51. How do frogs pay for their shopping? With credit croaks!
52. What do you call a frog with a crown? A “ribbent”!
53. Why did the frog go to the bank? It wanted to jump-start its savings account!
54. How do frogs communicate during a long-distance relationship? They use “croak and dial”!
55. What do you call a frog that’s a singer? A frog-alist!
56. Why did the frog take the bus to work? Its car got toad!
57. What did the frog say when it won the lottery? “I’m going to be a hop-ionaire!”
58. Why do frogs always know the best gossip? They have great “tongue-telligence”!
59. How does a frog measure its growth? In leap years!
60. What did the frog say to the fly at the dance party? “You really know how to bust a move!”
61. What did the frog say when it got a parking ticket? “This is “toad”-ally un-“hop”-py!”
62. How do frogs toast to special occasions? With croaktails!
63. What’s a frog’s favorite type of workout? Jump ropes!
64. Why did the frog go to art school? It wanted to become a frog-tist!
65. How does a frog decorate its room? With ribbiting artwork!
66. What do you call a frog that tells jokes? A punster-hop!
67. Why did the frog become an entrepreneur? It wanted to make a leap in the business world!
68. What’s a frog’s favorite type of TV show? Reality “croak”-umentaries!
69. How do frogs prefer to travel? By “hop”-tane!
70. What did the frog say to the fly who told a bad joke? “That’s really “fly”-larious!”
71. Why was the frog so good at solving mysteries? It had a keen “croak”-ative mind!
72. What’s a frog’s favorite type of dessert? Frogurt!
73. How does a frog express its love? It says, “You make my heart leap!”
74. What do you call a frog who’s a computer expert? A “hoptical” mouse!
75. Why did the frog bring a map to the party? It didn’t want to get “toad”-st!
76. What’s a frog’s favorite sport? Fly-frogging!
77. How do frogs celebrate their birthdays? They throw ribbiting parties!
78. What did the frog say to the turtle crossing the road? “Hop on, and let’s have a shell of a time!”
79. What do you call a frog that likes to read? A “book” a hop!
80. Why did the frog start a band? It wanted to become a “toad” star!
81. How do frogs apologize? They say, “I’m really “toad”-ally sorry!”
82. What’s a frog’s favorite type of shoe? Open-toad sandals!
83. Why did the frog visit the fortune teller? It wanted to know its “hop”-scope!
84. What’s a frog’s favorite type of exercise equipment? A jump master!
85. How does a frog fix its car? It “toad”-ally takes it to the mechanic!
86. What do you call a frog that can sing opera? A “croak”-tastrophy!
87. Why did the frog bring a camera to the pond? It wanted to take “ribbit”-ures!
88. What’s a frog’s favorite movie genre? Croakumentaries!
89. How do frogs stay in touch with friends? They use “croak”book!
90. Why did the frog get a job at the bakery? It wanted to make “croissant” rolls!
91. What’s a frog’s favorite type of jewelry? “Croak”-ing silver!
92. How do frogs enjoy their favorite TV shows? They watch them on the “toad”screen!
93. What do you call a frog who’s a spelling champion? A “ribbit”-master!
94. Why was the frog smiling in the rain? It was doing the “toad”-al boogie!
95. How do frogs plan their vacations? They use “ribbit”-ers!
96. What do you call a frog who’s a math genius? A “hoppin”-entist!
97. Why did the frog become a detective? It wanted to solve “ribbit”-eries!
98. What’s a frog’s favorite type of coffee? A “hop”resso!
99. How do frogs organize their books? They use “ribbit”-aries!
100. What did the frog say to the dragonfly? “I’ve always admired your wing-span!”
101. Why did the frog go to the flea market? It wanted to find some “toad”-ally unique treasures!
102. What do you call a frog who’s a magician? A “ribbit”-cian!
103. How does a frog keep its documents safe? It uses a “croak”-proof folder!
104. Why did the frog start a fashion blog? It wanted to become a “toad” model!
105. What’s a frog’s favorite type of cookie? Froggies!
106. How do frogs stay fit? They do a lot of “ribbit”-ing!
107. What do you call a frog that’s a martial arts expert? A “hop”-kido master!
108. Why did the frog visit the dentist? It had a “tooth”-ache!
109. How do frogs stay hydrated? They drink “ribbit”-er!
110. What’s a frog’s favorite card game? “Croak”-er!
111. Why did the frog audition for a play? It wanted to become a frog “star”!
112. What do you call a frog with a broken leg? An “amphibian”-ce!
113. How do frogs prepare for winter? They stock up on “ribbit”-sicles!
Well folks, there you have it. We’re sure these funny adult jokes & puns have left you clutching your sides with laughter.
Remember, humor is the spice of life and these jokes are the hottest seasoning around. Next time your conversation seems a bit dull, drop one of these zingers and get the room laughing.
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